Thickumz Review
Thickumz
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For the fellas who love a thick ass and a slim waist, Thickumz.com from Team Skeet is a dream come true. This is one of the newest membership sites from the Paper Street Cash folks and is quickly becoming one of their most popular sites.
The young ladies they have on the site are some of the hottest names in big ass porn, with a few fresh faces thrown in for variety. I love the focus on quality at Thickumz, and my overall verdict is a pair of fat thumbs up. 👍👍
So what makes Thickumz better than the other big ass porn sites out there?
You can immediately tell that these guys put a lot of effort into being one of the best big butt sites on the net. They feature 100% exclusive content, so you’ll not get any repeats of scenes you’ve seen elsewhere. (And you’ll also not find this hotness anywhere else!)
They also sport unlimited streaming and downloads in 1080p HD. 🤯Thickumz.com is designed to be viewed on almost any device you’ve got – mobile phones, tablets, and your regular ole desktop. While other sites are laid out all clunky and hard to use, this one is pretty streamlined. Oh, and they update weekly.
What sort of porn can I get at Thickumz?
The overarching theme is slim performers with a big booty. Most of the girls featured on the site are younger, so they also check the “barely legal” box if you’re into them sweet and thick.
There’s not much racial variety in the site, though – they’re mostly white girls with big asses. It’s also pretty much solo girl and guy/girl scenes. Throughout the sites, you’ll hit a few other niches like short-shorts, wet and messy, anal, and outdoor/public sex. All the videos also have corresponding picture sets.
Are these just amateur stuff or will I recognize anyone?
Definitely not an amateur site! 🧐We’ve seen scenes from a lot of performers that we follow (and are known for their big asses), including Abella Danger, Katie Kush, and Mandy Muse.
The porn itself isn’t amateurish by any means, either. These are well shot, well lit, and come together in a way that doesn’t leave you only half-hard. So, no – this isn’t the stuff your freaky next-door neighbor has shot at the weekly swinger’s party on his iPhone. It’s legit.
I’m hearing ya. It’s good porn – but what about the price?
Thickumz.com is one of those sites where you might be spending a bit more than usual, but it’s totally worth it, quality-wise. Right now, their monthly membership runs at just under $29 a month, with discounts for longer periods of time. They’ve also got a one day trial for $2, for the guys who want to check things out before they commit.
They take the standard credit cards 💳(no Amex), but they’ve also got Paypal options for those who would rather go down that route. (Don’t forget to keep an eye open on my site, since I get some discounts every so often!)
I can deal with that. So tell me about the typical scene?
We picked out this video because when we hovered over the featured image, we got a quick gif of some of the action. In this case, it was one of the things that gets me the hardest – watching a girl with an amazing ass walk up a set of stairs in super short shorts. 😍
This one was starring Gia Derza, where she starts off walking down the street in Hollywood, in a pair of jean shorts that definitely can’t contain her fat ass. (And holy shit do I love those walking shots!!) The camera follows her into an indoor playground with a ball pit, where Gia gets all filthy-talking about how she’s hoping to take a pair of balls home for herself.
And by the magic of porn, when she walks out of the ball pit, she finds a guy willing to give her the D. 🤓 They head back to her hotel room where we get to watch Gia’s ass bouncing back and forth on the lucky guy’s cock. After a bit, there’s some blowjob action and back to the fucking, where Gia ends up with a sizable cream pie. It’s got all I love when it comes to big butt porn – lots of bouncing, squeezing and a few slaps here and there.
So far, so good – any downsides?
This is my only real beef with Thickumz.com – usually, with Team Skeet memberships, you get access to their entire network of 28 sites with your membership. But, it looks like Thickumz isn’t part of that collection, even though they are technically a Team Skeet site. So the $29 a month you’re paying only gets you access to Thickumz.com only, and no other Team Skeet sites. 😩Which is a shame, cause their other content is just the hotness.
Bottom line? (Get it? It’s a butt site. Bottom? Yeah, I’ll see myself out.)
Thickumz is a new site devoted to the all-holy and huge derriere. They’ve got their shit together when it comes to well-shot videos, recognizable models, slick layout and weekly updates.
While their price might be on the higher side for a monthly membership, it’s worth the dollars in my book. The only downside I’ve got is that it’s not part of their 28-site collective where you get access to them all, but for the viewer who’s happy to gobble down hundreds of big ass videos, there’s not much more you can ask for from Thickumz.com and Paper Street Cash.
Type of website: | Premium Porn Site |
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Type of content: | Porn Videos |
Main Category: | Big Ass Porn |
Subcategory: | Hardcore Porn Sites |
Subcategory: | Teen Porn Sites |
Created by: | Team Skeet |
Affiliate Program: | Paper Street Cash |
Award | Rank |
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Recommended Hardcore Porn Sites | #33 of 168 Hardcore Porn Sites |
Popular Teen Porn Sites | #18 of 117 Teen Porn Sites |
Top Big Ass Porn | #3 of 9 Big Ass Porn |
Sites | Role |
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1. TeamSkeet | Flagship site Main Site |
2. Sis Loves Me | Paysite |
3. Foster Tapes | Paysite |
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8. Bad MILFs | Paysite |
9. BFFS | Paysite |
10. Dyked | Paysite |
11. Oye Loca | Paysite |
12. Teen Curves | Paysite |
13. Family Strokes | Paysite |
14. Teen Pies | Paysite |
15. Innocent High | Paysite |
16. Titty Attack | Paysite |
17. Sis Swap | Paysite |
18. POV Life | Paysite |
19. Shoplyfter | Paysite |
20. The Real Workout | Paysite |
21. PervDoctor | Paysite |
22. Dad Crush | Paysite |
23. Teeny Black | Paysite |
24. Perv Mom | Paysite |
25. Ginger Patch | Paysite |
26. Little Asians | Paysite |
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28. Daughter Swap | Paysite |
29. Hijab Hookup | Paysite |
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31. Brace Faced | Paysite |
32. CFNM Teens | Paysite |
33. PervTherapy | Paysite |
34. Step Siblings | Paysite |
35. Mormon Girlz | Paysite |
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37. This Girl Sucks | Paysite |
38. Submissived | Paysite |
39. Teens Do Porn | Paysite |
40. She Fucked Up | Paysite |
41. Black Stepdad | Paysite |
42. Petite Teens 18 | Paysite |
43. Anal Euro | Paysite |
We Liked
- High quality exclusive content.
- Fresh names of gals you'll recognize.
We Disliked
- Not too much variety in girl-type.
- No free access to other Team Skeet sites.